Thursday, January 20, 2011

A Movie So Lame, I Thought It Was THE OTHER SISTER....

Close! Gary Marshall also directed it, too. It's that VALENTINE'S DAY all star cast of famous people slumming it. Jennifer Garner is the worst actress since Jessica Alba, who is also in this shit. So is the annoying Anne Hathaway. Ashton Kutcher, George Lopez, Taylors Swift and Lautner! Even Shirley MacLaine reincarnated herself to appear in this shit!

Remember that movie? It actually made money! I will spare you a visual on this post. Just close your eyes, imagine the most annoying cast of borderline stars ever assembled, and then multiply the cloying factor by 12. Actually, are your eyes still closed? Whatever you're imagining is going to be better than this lousy flick.

Have you seen this mess? Gary Marshall is like some kind of Blake Edwards......with the stick-shift stuck in reverse and his leadfoot on the accelerator. He's going to Hell for this one! I only hope Satan makes him watch his own movies in an endless loop, he's really the schmalztiest!

Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, and Orson Welles devoted their genius and countless hours to a medium that includes this waste of time?

It's not like I was expecting quality when I took this from the library (for free, thank the Lord!) but this somehow limbos way below my lowest expectations. No wonder foreign countries hate us when we're exporting movies such as this stinker! What a piece of crap!


X said...

lol. love the title. must not watch these types of flicks unless one is guaranteed to get lucky afterward. Otherwise 'twas a wasted night. Man law.

Anonymous said...

Think you're awful to use the word retarded and to reference the Other Sister. Ever stop to think about the vulnerable people you mock with your stupid references. Hating a movie is one thing. Taking away the dignity of people with special needs while trying to be clever just never works.

Greenblatt the Great! said...

Sorry, was just using slang. No offense intended to those with special needs.

That said, THE OTHER SISTER is still a terrible movie.