Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The HOT and the not so hot....


HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE, PART I, the first Beastie Boys album since 2004's TO THE FIVE BOROUGHS, was supposed to drop in September 2009....but was held back after MCA's medical scare. 

A release date for this album has yet to be announced, but these tracks have leaked online: TOO MANY RAPPERS, POP YOUR BALLOON, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHIN' FOR YA, and LEE MAJORS COME AGAIN.

The verdict: I'm digging the weird, Egyptian synthed-out, jungle-beat "Pop Your Balloon" the best out of these four....It's a fun romp and it sounds like they're having fun performing.

"Lee Majors" may have the most promising title, but the song is a throwback to the '90s rap/punk amalgams for "Check Your Head" and "Ill Communication" which are kind of hit or miss. This one seems more miss upon first listen, but it also sounds like a track that might grow on me a little.

Another "Ill Communication" reminder, "Too Many Rappers" (which was supposed to be this album's lead single) re-pairs the Beasties with Q-Tip and that's always fun. This track is okay if not as good as "Get It Together." As a lead single, it's no "Check It Out" or "Intergalactic" so  this may not bode well for the entire HOT SAUCE album.

"Here's a Little Somethin'" is the Beasties on autopilot. This is what they sound like when they're at their most generic, like on a couple of the last few tracks on the otherwise fun TO THE FIVE BOROUGHS. If it's not too late, they should shove this one back into the vault before HOT SAUCE is released.

I will always be interested in the latest Beastie Boys album, even if over the years they've become more preachy and politically correct and will never deliver the subversive thrills of a LICENSED TO ILL or PAUL'S BOUTIQUE again. However, looking at the HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE track list, songs with titles such as "Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament" kind of make me go "Uh, oh...."

Mayerik's Maudlin Memorial to Man-Thing's Maker!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Follow CARTOON FLOPHOUSE humor comics at Twitter!



Jack Kirby will never endorse Twitter, but what better visual than his Silver Surfer to suggest that you streak over to Twitter and sign up to catch the wiseguy droppings of CARTOON FLOPHOUSE cartoonists Michael Aushenker -- @CartoonFlophous -- and Jose Cabrera --- @CryingMachoMan ---- on this nonsensical site.

You won't really learn much about what I'm doing or where I'm at, but it may just warm your heart and make you smile nine different ways. 

Tweet, tweet!



Sunday, August 29, 2010

Not ILL Enough for "ILL:" Lost LICENSED Tracks...




In the RUN-DMC movie TOUGHER THAN LEATHER, there's a scene where the Beastie Boys perform in concert a LICENSED TO ILL-era track called DESPERADO (sampling Ennio Morricone's GOOD, BAD & THE UGLY hook) that never made it on LICENSED or any album. Here's that scene!

This was just the tip of the iceberg. Thanks to the Wild West frontier of the Internet, more unreleased LICENSED TO ILL tracks have surfaced. I'm happy to report that with the possible exception of DESPERADO (with its militant early Run-DMC break beats and shout-outs to Abe Lincoln and White Castle, here's the studio version, you can here producer Rick Rubin introducing this "rough mix"), they're not worth committing to vinyl, wax, plastic, Ks or MBs. 

SCENARIO is like their version of Eazy-E's "Boyz in the Hood" or a tune of that ilk. It's kind of repetitive and very rudimentary. I'm guessing this version has several layers missing.

I'M DOWN is a Karaoke-esque cover of the Beatles tune that is beneath both the Beasties and the Beatles. It's pretty awful and has a frat-boy sing-a-long quality that worked in GIRLS but flops big time here.


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Several rungs down the interesting ladder, here are a couple more Beastie Boy oddities.....an original 1993 version of INTERGALACTIC meant for the album ILL COMMUNICATION that sounds like the jazzy style of that album and is lyrically too on the nose and not as musically exciting as the INTERGALACTIC to come on 1998's HELLO NASTY.

Another ILL COMMUNICATION leftover called THE VIBES.


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

RETAILERS! Order GUMBY'S GANG STARRING POKEY now! PREVIEWS code SEP10119

photo: Pinguino Kolb

Please order our new GUMBY/POKEY comic. 

Our full-color, 24-page, all-ages GUMBY'S GANG STARRING POKEY solo adventure is out! Special appearance by Gumby. It's the first of four issues starring Gumby's supporting cast. It's already received a great review from The Comics Journal.

The Diamond Previews code for GUMBY'S GANG STARRING POKEY is SEP10119

Publisher: WildCard Ink, Gumby Comics

Please, please order, we wanna represent!

Thanks,

writer Michael Aushenker
artist Rafael Navarro